If you were edible, you would be maple syrup because of your birthplace.

If you were a musical instrument, you would be bagpipes because of your current city.

If you were a university, you would be McGill University in Montreal because you studied there. 

If you were a degree, you would be in Art History and German because you love those subjects.

If you were a building, you would be an old cinema because you worked there once.

If you were an object, you would be a pen because it’s what you use for your job.

If you were a piece of clothing, you would be a black shirt with gothic drawings because of your writing style.

If you were a color, you would be black like the mood of your dark stories.

If you were a toy, you would be a doll because your first book is The Doll’s Alphabet.

If you were an animal, you would be a spider because it is scary and gothic.

If you were a film, you would be one of Tim Burton’s films because they are as strange as your stories.

If you were a secret garden, you would be Alice’s Wonderland because it’s crazy like your stories.

If you were a fruit, you would be lychee because of its bitter taste.

If you were a social movement, you would be the feminist movement because you defend feminism in your books.

If you were a genre, you would be mystery because of the endings of your stories.

If you were all of these, then you might be a writer, like Camilla Grudova!